Now for something completely different

Recieved in my inbox from a cousin:

Don't know why everyone is being so tough on the French.
They are much better allies than realized.
The Israeli's tried to kill Arafat for decades...
No luck .
The Jordanians tried to kill him in the 1970's...
No luck .
Lebanese factions tried to kill him in the 1980's...
No luck.
Two weeks of loving care in Paris... DEAD.
Hey Osama, want to see the Eiffel Tower?