Monday, February 28, 2005

Good Morning

As you may know, Johnny Carson hosted the Oscars over 5 times. They paid tribute to him. Here are some of the excerpts:
Chris Rock: I got to watch Michael Jordan play basketball, I got to laugh at Rodney Dangerfield, I got to watch Muhammad Ali box, and I got to watch Johnny Carson host the Oscars.
Johnny Carson: I see a lot of new faces, especially on the old faces. (1979)
Tonight is the night where the winners thank the little people they've stepped on the whole year.
It always happens: First George C. Scott doesn't show, then Marlon Brando, and now Alan Splet...It's not Melvyn Douglas' fault - he's in a car pool with Alan Splet. (1980)
OK, folks, we're in our fourth hour now - let's check the board and see how much we've raised. (1984)
The Lady Wildcats finish the season 15-14. They enter the tournament as a 10th seed. Not that a 10th seed is bad but you expect better from the Wildcats...

US weighs Iran offers. The scale immediately broke.

Jerry Springer is now being attacked by Christian fundamentalists. This happened due to the religious right's war on foul language. Let's see: Buster, Spongebob, Simpsons, OC, Jerry Springer, Howard Dean, John Kerry, what else is next? Sure, I may be against foul language but I wouldn't sue or force someone not to show something! Afterwards, Senator Lieberman said he had nothing to with it. Regardless, the show must go on. George Carlin, speak up!

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