If the Rain comes

No, wait, it's already here...it better stop before my 3:25 class so I am not soaked during production of the show.

Accountability? Shouldn't they already be on this?

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has suggested the lack of armored Humvees was simply beyond the Pentagon's control.

When Tennessee Army National Guard Spc. Thomas Wilson asked during a public session with Rumsfeld in Kuwait last December why the Army didn't have enough reinforced Humvees, Rumsfeld replied, "You go to war with the Army you have. They're not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

Are you saying that these aren't the troops we need in Iraq?!? Send Jenna and Barbara to do their dad's job then.

We had the game in our hands during the final minute of the first overtime. Coulda, woulda, shoulda but didn't.

Evan Bayh just needs to go on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The biggest rap against him so far is that he is a boring speaker with no juice. His keynote speech at the 1996 Democratic convention was a dud, reminiscent of Bill Clinton's aimless, verbose convention keynote speech in 1988. Clinton learned from his mistake and pepped up his style and disciplined his tongue; Bayh seems to be in the process of doing the same.

At a Jackson-Jefferson day dinner in Colorado, Bayh put on a boffo performance. He is working on the personality problem. He told homey, self-deprecating jokes, talked intimately about his family, attacked the Bush administration for being on the "wrong path," and called for a stronger sense of patriotism. If Bayh can keep that up, Hillary better watch out.

Now when do I stopped getting flamed for supporting them. Democrats should be uniting while the Republican base is dividing over a non-national issue.

How misleading is this?

The new director of the political action committee for Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind., recently paid a visit to New Hampshire, a state Democratic activist said.

He worked for Wesley Clark in, uh, New Hampshire, before heading up ACT on Ohio. Bouchard could easily have been visiting friends.

The definition of hypocracy. Tom Delay's picture is on the page in the dictionary. He's the living example of a hypocrite.

Will cheezeborgers play in Washington? They aren't kosher...but what about that pet goat that cursed the Cubs?

I feel like using a quote from The Empire Strikes Back here.

Evan Bayh (D) Was governor of red-state Indiana from mid-'80s to mid-'90s. Now in second term as low-profile senator. More aggressive than some in staffing up '08 run. Biggest impediment could be reputation as boring, uninspired campaigner.

He will become a president.

Ahnuld Schwarzenegger is preparing for battle...against any Wendy's that do not meet his satisfactory requirements. Groping accessories are not included. Materials sold seperately.

Leonard Watkins will fill Denise Bentley's seat. Mazel Tov.

David Tandy and Keith Allison are interested in the seat held by the late Councilman Willie Bright.

The Russ Salsman for Circuit Court Clerk Kickoff Party is on Friday, April 15, 2005, at 7:00pm and will be located at 2801 South Floyd Street. No relation to him at all.