Michael Lohan has been charged with a felony. But why is he becoming a household name when his daughter is the celebrity? He may not be Billy Joel but he "allegedly driving drunk into a New York telephone pole last month" with a "suspended license." I thought my brother had bad driving skills when he hit the drive through at McDonald's...
Brad Pitt is now homeless. I don't think that will last long.
The Weinstein brothers will be leaving Miramax. That explains the Michael Eisner references...
Britney slams tabloids for saying she's pregnant. She never mentioned anything about the bad hydgiene...
The end of reality is upon us! Thank G-d!
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