This list was emailed to me since I was not able to attend Fancy Farm over the weekend. From what I hear, even though this one was not numbered (the rest were), the top read: "Trey Grayson doesn't count because he's a closet democrat."
10. With gas at $3 a gallon, it is awfully expensive to drive your SUV from Whitley County.
9. Sen. Mitch McConnell had already scheduled a lunch date with Hunter Bates and Steve Pence.
8. They were afraid Congressman Ed Whitfield would bring horse meat to the bar-b-que.
7. The Franklin County Detention Center didn't have a van big enough for all the co-conspirators.
6. Sen. Jim Bunning got his dates confused and showed up last Saturday.
5. They didn't make it back from their hunting trip with Vice President Cheney.
4. They are still looking for weapons of mass destruction.
3. They were afraid Larry Forgy would be off his meds.
2. They were playing reindeer games and wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in.
1. They were afraid to appear on stage with Ernie Fletcher.
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