It's week three of the new season and current word has it that John C. Reilly has brought SNL alumnus Will Ferrell with him. John C. Reilly hosts with musical guest, My Chemical Romance.
Cold open - Fox News Channel Special Report with Brit Hume - Darrell Hammind is Brit Hume. Talking about midterms and Iraq. He has an interview with President Bush (Will Forte). They are talking about the casualties, Condaleeza Rice, midterm elections, foreign policy. Bush keeps saying stuff like "That's what he said," "I've heard that," etc. He asks Bush if we can win in Iraq. Bush says "absolutely." Brit walks out. Live from New York, it's Will Forte.
Monologue - John C. Reilly comments how amazing and unbelievable it is to be there to host the show. Will Ferrell shows up as James Lipton after John C. Reilly comments that he's been in 40 films and that no one knows the name. Ferrell thanks him for a body of work. Ferrell plugs Pulp Fiction, The Sound of Music, Chicago (he actually was in that one but not as Roxie Hart). John C. Reilly then sings a tune. Ferrell joins in. Who is Sean. C. Reilly? I thought it was John?
Colinal Williamsburg - Gary (John C. Reilly) is an employee at Colonial Williamsburg while Suds is his boss, Mr. Morrison. Morrison is impressed with Gary's enthusiasm but the tourists have been complaining. The building with the town hall sign is actually a gift shop. It's not slaves, British, but African-American employees complaining him. Maya Rudolph plays one of the employees who complained. Lamar Paulson, who works in corporate, has been offended. He's offended the Asian population. Gary's racist behavior is in appropriate and he gets fired. Darnell (Kenan Thompson) rings the bell and then threatens to jump Gary.
Doug Frangelo - Terry James (Will Forte) asks Andy Samberg for somone by the name of Doug Frangelo (John C. Reilly). Terry wants to go to the 2008 Olympics as a swimmer. He's intimidated. Terry wants pooltime and he threatens to quit.
Korean Central TV Presents Kim Jong Il: Amy Poehler plays KJI in an address to Korean citizens. It must be belt eating time if you have a leather belt. Families must make compromises.
Two A-Holes work out with a Trainer - The trainer is Matt (John C. Reilly). They had a 2 appointment and just showed up at 2:55. The two A-holes are Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig. They don't sell boxes. Now that they have a trainer, they want to own a horse. Kristen wants to lose 45 pounds. She then decides on a horse. She slides back on the treadmill and doesn't actually walk. Yes, we know who the Jetsons are. Jason then does a Shaggy impersonation. John C. Reilly doesn't know how to feel. He's mad but mostly embarrassed, and now he has to go.
My Chemical Romance sings "Welcome To The Black Parade," off their new album The Black Parade.
Weekend Update - North Korea's nuclear test is a threat if they can lower enemies. US population hit 300 million, "that's so cute, said China." Cheney will shoot a lame duck. Tony Blair joined a controversial debate. NBC is making cut backs and will air cheaper reality and game shows so get ready for "Who wants a roll of pennies?" Bush will consult generals. Six million joined into "Flavor of Love. Flava Flave is played by Kenan Thompson. He's apparently into politics. The DEA is seeing a new drug trend rising in the south with regards to a cough syrup and a sports drink. Harry Reid is making contributions from a campaign fund. CBGB's is closing down and will not recieve their security deposit. Madonna defends her adoption. Minks in Spain were set free. Another stingray made an attack in Florida. Nevada and Colorado voters will vote to relax legalization laws. Amy decides to move to Colorado...she steals Seth Meyers' wallet, car, and crashed his car. Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are not having a fling. Mike Tyson has proposed a new boxing bout. Fabolous shot. Ford Taurus discontinued.
Jennifer Loves Robert - Amy, Maya, and Kristen are all hungover. John C. Reilly is in drag. He's starting to break character. He's ordered a beef burrito and taco. He's crying over someone named Robert. The other three leave while the host is not there. Robert (Fred Armisen) shows up. They just kissed on national television.
House of Carters - Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg are the Carter brothers. Suds is the oldest one. Kenan Thompson shows up as somone needing a check.
Digital short - Harpoon Man - A whaler in Alakska moved to the big city. Bill Hader is a victim. John C. Reilly is Harpoon Man. I think Andy is singing. He stabs Andy at the end.
McMillan Family Moment - John C. Reilly teaches Andy Samberg how to eat an Oreo. Andy wants to just eat it without dunking. Reilly throws the Oreos at him and gets very upset.
Operation Bearshark - Scientists were brought together to create a new species that is half bear and half shark. Reilly is the leader. Maya, Fred, Darrell, Bill, Jason (who lost an arm and is bleeding) and Andy. Reilly lost a hand. Jerry (Suds) says the DOD has ordered them to be shut down. Reilly starts singing again and Maya joins in. Forte is the voice of the bearshark. Suds says we felt gipped because the sketch was about nothing when it could have been about Iraq or Human Embryo cloning. Suds advice: say in school, dummies.
McMillan Family Moment - Kenan Thompson is a "little brother." Kenan drinks the milk first instead of eating the oreo and dunking. Reilly is upset like the last time.
My Chemical Romance sings "Cancer."
McMillan Family Moment - John C. Reilly's character asks his father (Jason Sudeikis) asks his father about the dunking of Oreos. These sort of sketches come in threes.
On October 28, 2006, High Laurie hosts with musical guest, Beck.
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