The Best Seder in the USA

Somebody spoofed "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus.



Lyrics:
Woke up in bed at the corner of Lex
With a dream of how it used to be.
Remembering the time of the Exodus...Oy
And how the Jews were set free.

Jumped in the cab
Throwin' a Seder for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Manischewitz sign
I'm hostin' my first Seder
So please don't be a hater

My tummy's turnin' hope my Seder is amazing
So much pressure that I'm shvitzing
That's when the Matzah man turned on the radio
And the Dayenu song was on
And the Dayenu song was on
And the Dayenu song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my Yarmulke on
They're playin' my song
And the butterflies fly away
Cleanin it up like yeah!
Grindin it up like yeah!
Filled the wine up
In Elijah's cup
I know its gonna be ok
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA

Get to my house in the taxi cab
Everybody's lookin' at me now
Like "who's that yid, that's rockin' Tsitsis
He's gotta be from out of town"

So hard with chametz not around me
Its definitely not an Easter Party
Cause all I see are hagadot
Good thing I got the memo

My tummys turnin' hope my Seder is amazing
So much pressure that I'm shvitzing
This mornin' JM in the AM dropped my favorite tune
And the Chad Gadya song was on

And the Chad Gadya song was on
And the Chad Gadya song was on

CHORUS:
So I got my Yarmulke on
They're playin' my song
And the butterflies fly away
Breakin' it up like yeah
Lean to the left like yeah
Filled the wine up
In Elijah's cup
I know its gonna be ok
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA

BRIDGE:
Feel my soul has taken flight
Back to my homeland tonight
Seders get me everytime
My bubbe gives a nod cause I did alright

CHORUS:
So I got my Yarmulke on
They're playin' my song
And the butterflies fly away
Hidin' it up like yeah
Findin' it up like yeah
Filled the wine up
In Elijah's cup
I know its gonna be ok
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA

So I got my Yarmulke on
They're playin' my song
And the butterflies fly away
Drinkin' it up like yeah
Drinkin' it up like
Drinkin' it up like
Drinkin' it up like yeah
Filled the wine up
In Elijah's cup
I know its gonna be ok
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA
Yeah, the best Seder in the USA

Gosh...I hope I get to do this next year in Jerusalem.