Monday, February 21, 2005

Today's Humor Bit

I've been overwhelmed with school work--midterms but I gotta get my ten minutes of joy in.

Lindsay Lohan's father has been arrested. He needs to be a positive role model, not a negative one. This is his second arrest. The first was for molesting Michael Jackson.

It is evident that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are heading for divorce. America is now crying.

Michael Jackson's TV interviews will be shown in the courtroom. Also featured is his cameo appearance in Home Alone which landed on the cutting room floor.

Chris Rock welcomes the time delay for the Oscars. There was a flag on the play at the ten yard line. What happened to live television? I blame you, Janet!

Beyonce Knowles has replaced Minnie Driver in the singing of a song. Oscar viewers, beware, Sunday night is the Beyonce Knowles Music Hour.

Elizabeth Hurley to star in Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix as the evil Bellatrix Lestrange. The series has gone downhill ever since I started watching...which was never.

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