I'll tell you. This McCain guy must not be getting around so well with his staff. John McCain has lost more staff than a television show with low ratings.
He was going to hire Lindsay Lohan but no one told him that she was already booked.
Political ads in newspapers are making a comeback. When asked for comment, one person said that they are putting them with the adult ads. As if we needed something else to stare at...
McCain's lost so much staffers that he might resign himself. After throwing his hat in the ring, he'll have to watch out for everyone while he goes to retrieve it.
If money is what McCain needs, why doesn't he just go straight to the source: Las Vegas.