On this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my family and friends. Times have been rough, more so this year than possibly ever before. Those friends have come through for me in more ways than they could possibly imagine and for that, I'm grateful.
I am thankful for my great-grandparents getting out of Europe and Russia before the war started.
I am thankful to those of you who have forgiven me for doing that which will not be mentioned, although it gave me my first fifteen minutes of fame. If you don't know what I am talking about here, please message me appropriately. Strike that. Earlier this year, I was told by a friend of mine on mainstage at Second City that he loved it. These guys know what they are talking about. They do this for a living. It makes up for all the death threats that I recieved, whether those were done in a joking manner or not.
I am thankful for our troops serving us overseas even if I disagree with why we went over there in the first place, except for Afghanistan which was justified.
I am thankful to be living in a free country which allows the freedom of religion. On that note, especially this year, I am thankful for the Anshe Sholom community for their warm welcome following my move from Kentucky to Chicago last year.
I am thankful for the Jewish comedians of the vaudeville and Borscht Belt eras for paving the way for comedians like Jerry Seinfeld and Jon Stewart.
I am thankful for President Bush for providing so much comedic material along with Sarah Palin as well. She's self-destructing when she doesn't realize it.
I am thankful that shows like The Daily Show, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, The Late Show with David Letterman, Saturday Night Live, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, NCIS, CSI: NY, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Gary Unmarried, Modern Family, Cougar Town, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Numb3rs, Smallville, and The Colbert Report were approved by the networks so that I have television to enjoy.
I am thankful for the writing room of Caesar's Hour, considered to be the smartest and funniest room since Thomas Jefferson dined alone at the White House.