Sunday, August 20, 2006

In other news....

I'm glad to say that blogging will return to normal starting today!

In case you didn't hear about it, Rescue Me's Denis Leary and Lenny Clarke were recently guests in the booth during a recent NESN broadcast of the Boston Red Sox game. JTA has more. It appears that Seth Mnookin posted a transcript on his blog.
Denis Leary: Now, Youkilis, is he a Greek kid?
Jerry Remy: No, I don’t think so.
Don Orsillo: I think he’s Jewish.
JR: He’s Jewish, yeah.
Lenny Clarke: Really?
DL: that’s fantastic. That’s one bottle of whiskey away from being Irish Catholic. They got the Manischewitz, we got the Jamesons. It’s the same guilt, the same bad food. That’s fantastic, we got a Jewish first baseman! I didn’t know that. This is fabulous...I’m so proud to have a Jewish first baseman. i didn’t even know!
LC: I hope Mel Gibson doesn’t come into this park. We’ll run him out of here on a rail.
DL: Nice! Yeah, where’s Mel Gibson now! Where’s Mel Gibson now, huh? He’s in rehab! he’s in rehab and Youkilis has got first base, alright Mel! (Don Orsillo giggles uncontrollably.) You happy Braveheart, huh? You see that grab, Mel? I hope in rehab they’re showing replays of that. A Jewish first baseman makes the play, Mel Gibson! Good luck when you come out. Call Jeffrey Katzenberg and ask for a job when you get out. We’ll have a whole Jewish infield by the time he gets out. Bring back Sandy Koufax, Mel Gibson, huh? Braveheart, my ass. Thatta boy, Kev.
LC: We should have Sandy Koufax pitch at Mel’s head.
DL: That should be his community service, get in the box against Sandy Koufax. Guess who’s at first base? Kevin Youkilis!
LC: Now what other Jewish players are there, because I’m not aware.
JR: Gabe Kapler, I think.
DL: Gabe Kapler! We got two Jews on this team, Mel! Where’s your father now, huh?
LC: How about that, Mel?
DL: Yeah. It feels good to get that out, didn’t it?
LC: We’ve got quite a team.
LC: Are we in trouble?
DL: No, we’re not in trouble. They don’t have TVs in rehab.
LC: Oh, I don’t care about Mel.
Deadspin has a link to the vieo somewhere.

In other Red Sox news:
August 18
Game 1
N.Y. Yankees 12, Boston 4
Losing pitcher - Jason Johnson (3-12)
HR: Manny Ramirez (33)

Game 2
N.Y. Yankees 14, Boston 11
Losing pitcher - Mike Timlin (5-3)
HR: David Ortiz (43)

August 19
N.Y. Yankees 13, Boston 5
Losing pitcher - Josh Beckett (13-8)
HR: Manny Ramirez (34)

These are, without a doubt, some dark days for the Boston Red Sox.

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