Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The 2037 Governor's Race Kicks Off

While the media is focused on the 2011 Kentucky Governor's race, we are excited for the 2037 race, which recently kicked off this week.

Jonathan Miller recently announced plans to run in 2037 with John Y. Brown IV as his running mate. Meanwhile, John Y. Brown III announced today that he would run with Emily Miller leading the ticket.

Instead waiting until 2037 for the debates to happen, why not start now. So here it is, the first question of the 2037 Kentucky Democratic Gubernatorial Debate.

Daniel Solzman: First debate question for the 2037 race: Your thoughts on kittens and woodchippers?

John Y. Brown III: Ha!! We support puppies and kittens and have it on good authority Jonathan has accepted a campaign contribution from the corporate parent of a woodchipper company.

Jonathan Miller: I find it offensive that I am asked the same question that Yarmuth was accused of. Obviously, Daniel, you are an anti-Semite.

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