Monday, March 07, 2005

Lampooning the entertainment news...

Lindsay Lohan claims she is not anorexic. She really had the flu--which explained why she ran to the bathroom after lunch.

Sibling rivalry? Janet Jackson seeks restraining order against alleged stalker...Michael Jackson.

They say that the third time's a charm. Hillary Swank was the third choice for Million Dollar Baby. Just to think, Ashley Judd was the first choice Catwoman and the 2nd choice for Million Dollar Baby after Sandra Bullock. Bullock was not allowed to pick a director and Judd would have demanded a big salary. Sandra wanted to do it but procrastination got the worst of her.

Fred Durst is suing after a sex tape popped up on the web. That's what happens when you mess with Paris Hilton.

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