Friday, March 25, 2005

Senator Ben Nelson pitches TV show

Sioux City Journal: Senator Ben Nelson has recently pitched a television show!
"I thought of a new reality show -- Desperate Housemembers."
Unfortunately for him, the networks refused to even consider such a show calling it a disgrace to humanity. After which, Simon Cowell responded, "You had a great premise, which ultimately led to a good setup, but you failed in the delivery of the punch. I will not support such a television show on my television. But, for what it is worth, I appreciate your service to community." To which Senator Nelson replied, "F*** you."

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