Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Martin Sheen for President?

Martin Sheen has slammed the press over reports about Charlie's wild ways being the downfall of his marriage. It's worth reprinting here:
"While we profoundly care, we have never interfered with our adult children's romantic relationships or marriages. What happens between two people in a relationship or marriage is so private and deeply personal that it is not possible for anyone outside to truly understand or judge responsibly. The marriage between Charlie and Denise is no exception. Having clarified that, we cannot remain silent during what appears to be a ruthless and savage attack by the media on Charlie's character. To imply that he is in any way regressing to the behavior (sic) that cost him so dearly and almost ended his life just seven years ago is not only the lowest form of journalism, but sinks to the level of defamation. With the graves of some of our brightest young talent still fresh, it would behoove us all to pause and give thanks for Charlie's remarkable success and heroic recovery."
And they say there is a liberal media? More like a conservative media attacking the son of a liberal political activist.

Ben Affleck is all set to make his directorial debut. He even took a paycut so the film will break even when all 6 people see it at the box office.

Mel Gibson and Patricia Heaton are getting involved. If pro-lifers are truly pro-lifers, they'd be pro-welfare as well. But all I can say to these pro-lifers is: If you condemn Hollywood liberals for being political activists, [bleep] you!

Ashton, I've got George Clooney's back on this one and I will make your life bad by starting one of the worst internet rumors around if I even read anywhere of a prank on George Clooney.
Brad Pitt has warned pal Ashton Kutcher off playing a practical joke on Hollywood's most notorious prankster, George Clooney - because the movie hunk will make his life a misery. Pitt interviewed Kutcher for America's Interview magazine, and took the opportunity to advise his young pal not to go after his Ocean's Eleven partner for MTV prank show Punk'd. Pitt says, "I remember two years ago you were after Clooney. I would tell you as your friend: 'Don't do it. Don't ever go near it. He'll kill you and everything you love.' I know it's tempting, but don't do it." Pitt was on the receiving end of one of Clooney's top pranks as payback for convincing crew members on the set of Ocean's Twelve that Clooney insists on staying in character and wanted to be called Danny Ocean throughout the shoot. In revenge, Clooney made Pitt drive through rush hour Hollywood traffic with a sign suggesting he was lacking in manhood. Their co-star Matt Damon explains, "Brad was about to drive off and George came up to say goodbye. Brad was sitting in his car and George kind of tapped the car with his hand and said, 'All right, take care.' When he pulled his hand away, he'd left a bumper sticker that read 'Small Penis Onboard'. So Brad drove through rush-hour traffic in LA with it, and all these people were looking at him and waving."
Ashton, you better stop while your still below in this world. I think there is a reason you were not credited in Cheaper by the Dozen. One move and I will write George Clooney (I know his parents. Seriously, I do.) Now, about that age barrier...

Natalie Portman wows German crew with her linguistic skills. Enough said there.

Sorry for any vulgarity...they got by the NBC censors if they are still listed.

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