Monday, March 28, 2005

Lunch break coming soon...

It's official: Jennifer and Brad Pitt are officially divorcing. America is hurting. America is in pain. A couple will rise up and take America by storm.

Star Wars: The Blake Jury Strikes Back. That's the name of the sequel where Steve Cooley gets a bad rep for calling a jury "incredibly stupid." Isn't that what the British said about, oh, I don't know, almost 60 million Americans?!?

Never go on a safari trip alone. That's what Cameron Diaz is thinking right now.

Too good to be true? Of course, Michael wants a maximum age of 12 when performing.

One has to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. Her grandmother is worse than mine. The family's spokesperson says: "Lindsay's grandmother has been nothing but unsupportive of (Lindsay's mother) Dina and the children and doing her son's dirty work." Dirty work? That's Norm's job!

Charity closes. Barry Weissler was "forced to cancel its run on Broadway, New York, following poor ticket sales after its star Christina Applegate was forced to pull out." I hope things work out.

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