Tuesday, March 22, 2005

It's Woman's Rights Month?

Gee, I already knew that but some of the women interviewed in Jaywalking on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno did not.

What is the ERA? It's the Equal Rights Amendment! Someone said it was the Environmentaliist Rights Agency. Uh, try the EPA!

I learned something tonight. Condoleezza Rice has a gap in her tooth and an excellent dental plan. She refuses to take care of that and get braces. No one told her about the clear braces.

So what else is new? Some people don't know what Hillary Rodham Clinton does for a living. All she does is slap Bill around.

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