Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Bonus Quote of the Day: Embarrassing

JAY LENO: What State holds the Kentucky Derby every year?
SOME RANDOM WOMAN: Kansas?...is Kentucky a state?
--"Jaywalking"

OKAY, I THOUGHT THE AVERAGE EDUCATION HERE WAS BAD BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT OUR CHILDREN, PARDON THE PUN, IS NOT LEARNING...OY, THAT DARN COCA-COLA LIME COMMERCIAL IS GETTING ON MY NERVES...BACK TO THE POINT, THE FRICKIN' KENTUCKY DERBY IS HELD IN FRICKIN' KENTUCKY! I DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT JAY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE NOT SMART. DO THEY WATCH THE DERBY?!? EVER HEAR OF THE FIRST SATURDAY IN MAY?!? CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A WMV OR QUICKTIME VERSION OF THAT?!?

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