This just in: Steve Beshear is going to be present at the groundbreaking of the new Evolution Museum just one day after being present at the presser for the Creationist Theme Park.
I'm sorry, the information was wrong, Steve Beshear will actually be at the presser for the Jim Bunning Senatorial Library, the first library that will not have any actual books. We don't even know if they have a heart.
Oops. Wrong information. It's actually going to be a ribbon cutting of Rand Paul's new senatorial office. As a way of cutting the federal budget, please leave a large check at the door. And a canned good for those people recieving unemployment benefits. Earmarks are not allowed at this one.