Whoever invented cafeteria food did not give any thought to my taste buds!
Former President Bill Clinton encouraged China and Taiwan to warm ties. At which point, he then took off his tie and asked if any one wanted to warm it.
Senator Joe Biden says that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton would be hard to be beat. Senator Biden, shame on you for even suggesting physical violence. Violence is wrong! Oh, he wasn't suggesting that but the headlines can make for great comedy!