Jewriffic awards worth a shoutout:
2. Best dis of Kabbalah: "Like Madonna, I'll become Jewish when I need the publicity." -- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in the venerable pages of the New York Times Magazine in response to a question about his religion.[...]
9. Best use of Jewish logic: "It seems to be improbable that these people own 'rock 'n' roll,' it's entirely unlikely they own the phrase 'hall of fame,' and I know for sure they don't own the Jews." --Jeffrey Goldberg, a writer for the <1>New Yorker magazine and a founder of the online Jewish Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, reacting to a trademark infringement lawsuit filed this month against his rock hall by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.