Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Up and at it

I was going to go to bed. No wait, I always stay up for at least Conan O'Brien's monologue. Now, another day of giving you the entertainment news before you wake up and before Jon Stewart and the gang make their jokes.

Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized. She claimed she almost drowned in the California floodings until it was reported that she was actually walking on the rocks near Lake Michigan in Chicago.

Michael Jackson returns to the court. Kobe still wonders why he has to sit through this mess. He gave Vanessa more rings because he knew he is innocent.

Rachel Weisz was busy yesterday as she appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

More on Chris Rock's defense of his quote being taken out of context. Why couldn't we get Billy Crystal this year? Heck, what about Jon Stewart?

Hunter Thompson will be blown across his estate. Seriously, his ashes will be shot by a cannon.

Sean Connery was recently called a bully in a lawsuit. Alex Trebek was sick and tired of Sean Connery calling his mother a whore.

Ewan McGregor has slammed his fights in Star Wars II. He said he could do better. He then beat the crap out of the guy who hijacked Paris Hilton's sidekick.

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