Since the Gannongate story broke on The Daily Show, I've been getting a load of hits...so many I have to bandages on all these bruises.
Live from New York, never again will they bring us Paris Hilton as host!
A New Hampshire group is meeting with presidential hopefuls. John Kerry's meeting with them is tentative and subject to change. No, wait a second, Senator Kerry will not be meeting with them at all. Neither will my personal favorite, Sen. Bayh.
A Secretary is on the offensive. Rumsfeld says what's going on in Iraq is beyond his pay grade when dealing with long-term expenses on an emergency spending budget. Do what now? He's the Secretary of Defense! That's the defender-in-chief for the admininstration's mishaps!
Jewish settlers are preparing for withdrawl symptoms now that fellow Jew and NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has canceled the season.
The Trekkies want one more year. The program is being cancelled later this year. For the first time since forever, there will be no big-earred people on television until Ross Perot buys another infomercial.
George Michaels is quitting pop music. He's going to move in at Neverland Ranch.
Jennifer Beals is upset with the prejudice against gays and lesbians. She believes there are more important thinks like healing the world.
Kid Rock was arrested yesterday in Nashville. It was right after he put a picture away.
Jessica Simpson is involved in a legal battle. It's over whether or not she was at Neverland to begin with.