Super Bowl Humor

I'm for the New England Patriots of Massachusetts.

Here's some humor from the staff at BangItOut.com:
Top Ten Things to watch for if the Superbowl was played in Israel:
10. Halftime show would include the guy who does the voice for "Bezek Shalom"
9. When the Israeli team gains 5 yards, Palestinians ask for 45 yards back
8. Maccabi Beer commercials involve a lot of scantily clad Chasidim
7. Winning Quarterback triumphantly ends game saying "I'm Going to Disney Land, after I finish the army and get addicted to crack while traveling in India!"
6. First Down checks would be done by the UN Security Council (using the green line)
5. On every play there is always an Off-sides call
4. At least 50 people confuse oversized mascot with Ariel Sharon
3. No matter who wins, CNN reports something about occupation
2. For some reason Tom Chambers will be playing quarterback
1. The real winning team, first to score a safety

Some more humor:
Top 10 Reasons why Jews love the Superbowl:
10. Every time you see Super Bowl XXXVII, you think Hertz/Soncino Chumash chapters.
9. Your yeshivish cousin Shimmy is still saying "Whazzzzzuuupp!" to sound "with it."
8 You don't have to fast.
7. There's always some Al Michaels look-alike davening in your shul.
6 It's the reason you made your father-in-law pay for the 36" HDTV Flatscreen TV, isn't it?
5. Touchdown celebration dances reminds you of your wedding at Marina Del Rey.
4. Sounds like JNF's Super Sunday Telethon.
3. No matter who wins, you're going to Disneyworld for Pesach.
2. There's always one guy who needs to fervently explain the Talmudic logic of why one Bud commercial was better than another.
1. Jews know the real pressure of getting a "Ring."

Yom Kippur vs. The Super Bowl. More humor.
Top Ten Reasons why the Philadelphia Eagles are Hashem's Team:
10. It's no secret, the A.J. in A.J. Feely stands for Adath Jeshurun.
9. Duce Staley was named after the Second Temple.
8. We have a center with the name Ephraim.
7. Arabs get the West Bank, we've got the Westbrook!
6. When McNabb becomes the spokesperson, the Product becomes Kosher.
5. Esther, the Purim hero, was said to turn GREEN and she went on to win Achashveirosh’s beauty pageant.
4. REMEMBER Exodus 19:4 "You have seen what I did unto the Egyptians and how I bore you on wings of Eagles!"
3. Moses, the Jewish savior, was pulled from the Nile in a basket of reed...Andy Reid?
2. Eagles are birds of PRAY. Let’s daven!
1 Eagles share a commonality with Jews….baldness.