Happy Groundhog's day

Nope, it's not another Jewish holiday. As you may know, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. You know what that means, we have four more years of Bush. Phil, just waking up from his hibernation decided to send his vote in to Iraq by absentee ballot but was surprised when he heard that his votes for Senator John Kerry in Ohio or Florida did not count. After hearing the news, he went into hibernation for another year with hopes that the economy gets better and that there is healthcare for all.