Michael Jackson explained his back complaint. The singer blames the bed he was sleeping on. Okay, that wasn't funny.
Leonardo DiCaprio admits to rehearsing for a role. Yep, the singer rehearsed losing to Jamie Foxx and right now he is getting ready for The Jose Canseco Story in which he rehearses the answer to the question of whether or not he did steroids.
Why does Mickey Mouse have three fingers? Robin Williams explains: "The only reason Mickey Mouse has three fingers is because he can't pick up a check." Hmmm, how interesting.
Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has hygiene problems. Get your own room. I don't need you smelling mine up or spreading disease. Just take a shower.
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