Wednesday, March 09, 2005

What's up with Russell Crowe?

Russell Crowe is shocked that he was being considered a target by a terrorist group. Once again, NEA insists they are not a terrorist group (for those of you just tuning in, the NEA was called a terrorist organization by a former education secretary).

Charlie Sheen slams rumors. Your're welcome.

Kirstie Alley upsets bullemics on her new show. Causes major chain reaction which ended up causing a cult to commit mass suicide.

President Clinton is back in the hospital. How is this entertainment news?

John Travolta to disclose Diana secrets. She killed Kenny!

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson to return to music career. Yep, it's about time she gives Ashlee some singing lessons!

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were thrown out of a restaurant for breaking the no-dog rule. A chihuahua named Bit Bit is not a seeing-eye dog. Nice try but you got ZINGED!

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