Friday, March 11, 2005

Say what, Michael?

Michael Jackson's trial was delayed again. His washer broke so he wore what he did when he went to bed. No children of other parents could be reached for comment.

Cameron Diaz was rushed to the hospital after a bad fall causing bleeding. I hope she's okay and that the doctors DID their job.

Tara Reid sues over ad. Yep, USA Next is at it again claim AARP turns you into a party person.

George Clooney's Italy home has been vandalized. Why is he living in Italy?

Jennifer Lopez has been attacked at her new restaurant. They don't allow Tinkerbell clones in there or crappy singers.

My times's up. You've been great. Enjoy the cold weather.

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