This has to stop

Katie Holmes and Chris Klein are calling it quits. What's up with that? And why is everyone in Hollywood breaking up?!?

Mel Gibson says that his stalker needs help. Too bad that Jay can't joke about this one due to the gag order on him for being a character witness. I concur with Mel Gibson for a change that yes, Michael Jackson, needs help.

Jennifer Aniston is denying internet rumors that she is a lesbian. Here's how it started. Can't entertainers take a joke every now and then? Is it so hard to laugh it off so that we can move on with our lives?

With all these breakups and divorces in Hollywood, it's time for some good news. Steve Martin and Sex and the City star Kristin Davis are dating. He's 20 years older and he's been divorced for about 11 years.

I don't want to see any more trials on tv. Get Michael Lohan off my television before he starts. What she said: "As sick as it sounds, a reality show might help, actually. At least then people could get the truth." Her father plans to drop his fight for a reality show if Lindsay's mother would let him speak to Lindsay. Please, let him speak. No more reality tv shows. Zip. Zilch. Nadda. I doubt I spelled that right but oh, well.

Mary-Kate Olsen is doing better. Stay that way, please. Never do drugs. Don't smoke or drink. Your better than those Duff and Lohan girls.