Sarah Silverman is f***ing Matt Damon

This is not work safe, nor is it safe for people under the age of 18 to watch...or read...so turn your eyes away! What are you still doing? I said you have no right to watch this at all!

This series of videos has been so important to America that we just couldn't refuse to air them. Here you go!

For the backstory, Jimmy Kimmel often says on his show that due to running out of time, Matt Damon has been bumped from being able to appear.

Here is the video of Sarah Silverman appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live in which she tells him and the world that she is f***ing Matt Damon.

In his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel tells the world that he is f***ing Ben Affleck and a slew of celebrities make appearances: Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Harrison Ford, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate and a gospel choir.


Brad Pitt was responsible for bring so many folks on board according to MSNBC.

Affleck's consent lead to Harrison Ford's involvement — he was a fan of Silverman and Damon's video, apparently — which then lead to Brad Pitt's cameo as the delivery guy who presents Affleck and Kimmel with a cake celebrating their love.

Head music booker Scott Igoe said that once Pitt was on board, he reached out to the musicians who had appeared previously on the show and had proven themselves to be good sports. Within 24 hours, he had the Maddens, Gray and Wentz on board — and had really ticked off Ashlee Simpson, who wanted to participate but was unable to because she was on tour, he says.

Now, this is where it gets shocking: Paul McCartney was devastated that he couldn't be in the video!

In a surprising follow up to the mass hysteria on the internets, Elizabeth Banks, confesses that she is f***ing Seth Rogen, an unabashed plug for the upcoming film, Zack And Miri Make A Porno. This one doesn't have the bleeps like the previous two!