Lazy Sunday Transcript

I watched the video a few times and was able to transcribe the lyrics of "Lazy Sunday." Here's the transcript:
Andy Samberg: "Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon, call Parnell just to see how he's doin'."
Chris Parnell: Hello?
Andy Samberg: What up Parnz?
Chris Parnell: Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
Andy Samberg: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Both: NARNIA!
Andy Samberg: Then it's happ'nin'.
Chris Parnell: But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape!
Andy Samberg: Then let's hit up Magnolia, and mack on some cupcakes!
Chris Parnell: No doubt that bakery's got all the raw frosting.
Andy Samberg: I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling!
Chris Parnell: Two!
Andy Samberg: No, six!
Chris Parnell: No, twelve!
Both: Baker's Dozen!
Andy Samberg: Yo, I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Chris Parnell: Yo, where's the movie, playa?
Andy Samberg: On the west side, dude!
Chris Parnell: Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
Andy Samberg: I prefer MapQuest!
Chris Parnell: That's a good one, too!
Andy Samberg: Google Maps is the best!
Chris Parnell: True dat!
Both: Double True!
Andy Samberg: 68th and Broadway!
Chris Parnell: Step on it, sucka!
Andy Samberg: What you wanna do, Chris?
Chris Parnell: Snack attack, muthaf-----!
Both: The Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
Yes the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
We love the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
Pass the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
Andy Samberg: Yo stop at the deli, the theatre's overpriced!
Chris Parnell: You got the backpack?
Andy Samberg: Gotta pack it up nice!
Chris Parnell: Don't want security to get suspicious!
Andy Samberg: Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.
Chris Parnell: Reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Andy Samberg: Girl actin' like she never seen a ten befo'.
Chris Parnell: It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!
Andy Samberg: Throw the snacks in the bag!
Chris Parnell: And I'm ghost like Swayze! (Pause) Roll up in the theatre,
Andy Samberg: Ticket buyin's what we handle?
Chris Parnell: You can call us Aaron Burr
Andy Samberg: From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons.
Chris Parnell: Bust up in our seats, Movie Trivia’s the illest!
Andy Samberg: "What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"
Chris Parnell: Answer so fast that we're scary!
Andy Samberg: Everyone stand to know when we scream
Both: MATTHEW PERRY!
Andy Samberg: Now quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic.
Chris Parnell: We're 'bout to get tickets to a dream-world of magic.
Both: The Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
Yes the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
We love the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!
Pass the Chronic- What? -Cles of Narnia!