Friday, December 23, 2005

Top 10 Things Bill O'Reilly hopes to never say

Top 10 Things Bill O'Reilly hopes to never say
10. "Good evening, welcome to The Daily Show, I'm filling in for Jon Stewart."
9. "This just in. Vice President Dick Cheney has been sworn in as president following the president's impeachment. This story is developing but tune in to the liberal media for that."
8. "Joining us today on this cold 2007 morning is former President George Walker Bush."
7. "This just in. Hilary Clinton was elected president today."
6. "Joining us today is current Senator Al Franken of Minnesota."
5. "The Democrats have retaken the Senate and the House."
4. "I'm a candidate for president."
3. "My book was banned in the Arab countries"
2. "My book was banned in the blue states."
1. "Happy Holidays."

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