This week in Washington a fake journalist was able to get into the White House and was even able to ask President Bush a question. Luckily someone recognized Geraldo and threw him out.Mahmoud Abbas recently visited the Gaza Strip to alert Palestinian terrorists to stop attacking Israelis and Hamas refused. A Hamas spokesman's statement was translated into: Ashlee Simpson is the next Michael Jackson only that her first and last initial plus another letter going down something on the ground is what she is.
A Canadian legislator has recently introduced a bill to exclude goods produced in Israeli settlements from the Canada-Israel free trade agreement. I'm sorry, whose settlements?
A divestment vote at two University of Wisconsin campus has triggered different results. One school said screw the Jews, the other said it was an attack on Israel no matter what you think.
In other news, it is clear now that I am no friend of the laundry mat here on campus. My five dollar bill was rejected by the coin machine for change so I am now screwed with regards to clothes. Attempts to get change in the vending machines did not help either. These clothes don't wash themselves and spring break is in three weeks but still, I HAVE NO FRICKIN' CAR TO GO ANYWHERE...donations gladly accepted!
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